Remember Family Fortunes? This is like that, but for horrible people.

For this filthy comedy quiz, we've asked 100 scumbags all the worst questions we could think of.

Things like: 'What would you not want to catch your dad doing?'; 'Name a politician who deserves to be eaten by a shark' and 'What animal would you most like to shag?'

Now it’s up to you to guess what the top answers were...

There’s points, there’s prizes, and there’s a 95% chance we’re going to hell, so come and play before ITV have us killed.

We sold out repeatedly at the Edinburgh Fringe - book in advance so you don’t miss out on the filth.